SOPHIE’S IDEAL:

1. Steve

How will you perhaps not love Steve? I really like their dorky accent, just just how he’s shorter than Miranda, their childlike hope he says “I’m a bartender, and I’m cute! ” Also, I am pretending that the SATC movies don’t exist (where he cheats on Miranda) by the method that he can certainly make that 3 pointer during the Nicks game, and just how.

2. Harry

We actually love Harry as much as Steve, give consideration to them tied up for first destination. He’s additionally this kind of slam dunk following the tragedy that has been Trey along with his penis. Prissy ass Charlotte must be grounded with an unsightly sweet guy such as Harry Goldenblatt. A guy so beautiful, any girl would cheerfully transform to Judaism for him.

3. Aidan

Aidan may be the package that is total he really really loves dogs, features a weird small boho-chic fashion feeling, he makes their own furniture, and he’s well over 6 ft. Just issue is, he for some good explanation likes to set up with Carrie’s tantrums and bullshit again and again. He could be # 3 because among countless other incidents, he permitted Big to get to his hand-built cabin on their and Carrie’s week-end getaway. Merely a whole weenie would be fine with this particular.

4. Smith Jerrod

Smith is adorable, plus the perfect mixture of being Sam’s bitch but additionally perhaps perhaps perhaps not being a weenie (see Aidan). Smith certainly is the many appealing of all SATC boyfriends, but he’s also unique because he weasels his way into Sam’s cool dead heart, and that really matters for something.

5. Richard

Possibly my many controversial option, but hear me down. Richard can be a huge cock (wink wink) nonetheless it had been fun to see Sam getting together with the male form of by herself. And much more importantly, Richard offered Sam the slice of humble cake she deserved. We know he sucks it was fucking hilarious when he kicked that 21 year old out of their threesome for calling him daddy because he has misogynistic under/overtones but.

SOPHIE’S WORST:

1. Aleksandr

Ew ew ew. We shall never ever appreciate this character. Not merely had been their face/accent/voice af that is annoying but their character ended up being this kind of self involved prick. Compounded by the proven fact that Carrie is really embroiled in his, what? Wrinkles? We hate this whole period as a result of him and their acutely depressing relationship that is parisian.

2. Skipper

I understand Skipper is a pleasant man but he’s therefore clingy and annoying and We also hate Miranda more than anything to his sex scenes.

3. Berger

Oh my god Berger is this kind of cranky brat that is little. He’s got no design or panache, and gets butthurt therefore effortlessly. The scrunchy scene is one of the more cringe-worthy of them all, 2nd simply to The Note (the split up one he actually leaves Carrie). It absolutely was hilarious as he told Carrie her small cap had been stupid though (it absolutely was).

4. Big

I’m not a fan that is big although We don’t hate him. He’s problematic for me personally because while i really do actually think he’s the right match for Carrie, we don’t like him as an individual. He’s conceited, he’s a liar, and he’s unreliable. He dyes their hair, won’t expose their age, and goes by fucking “Big. ” The greatest term to explain him in my situation is “smarmy” not even completely yes exactly what it indicates nonetheless it appears accurate. Insert snake emojis.

CHARLOTTE’S BEST:

1. Steve

Steve Brady is without question my favorite SATC boyfriend. The episode where he fulfills Miranda and provides her a free of charge cup of wine, so that you can persuade her to speak to him had been sufficient for me personally to rank him at numero uno. Steve ended up being constantly really sweet in a quirky and way that is childish some people might consider childishness as a bad, but whatever i do believe its adorable so leave me personally alone.

2. Smith Jerrod

Smith Jerrod, previously Jerry Jerrod, began as you of Samantha’s fan guys and blossomed right into a sweet and caring partner for Samantha. He constantly stuck by Samantha even though she did stupid shit like rest with Richard. Smith also pulled her sexy shemale cock out of her anti-relationship philosophy, the episode as he informed her “just fucking hold my hand” had me“HOLD that is screaming HIS SAMANTHA! ” in the television. The thing that is only didn’t like about Smith had been that the type had been therefore perfect it had been unrelatable, have always been I fuckin right.com or just exactly what?